Category: "Column 2"
Column two of The Kollman Report delivers the day’s biggest headlines with sharp humor, quick analysis, and a late-night comedy twist on the news.
- BLM ATTORNEY THEFT SHOCK… LICENSE SUSPENDED
A civil rights attorney is now barred from practice, after a federal indictment alleges a shocking betrayal.
- 14,000 SNAP RECIPIENTS IN LUXURY CAR SHOCKER!
14,000 SNAP recipients, one state, and luxury cars by the thousands—how did this happen?
- CHOCOLATE GIANT BITES ITS OWN OUTLOOK
Barry Callebaut sees chocolate profits melt, as overcapacity and war stir the bean soup.
- NAVY RESERVIST FREEZER MURDER SUSPECT IN HONG KONG
Navy reservist allegedly goes from Virginia freezer to Hong Kong, proving cold cases travel well.
- BLUE STATES RIP OFF WORKERS… TIPS, OVERTIME TAXED!
Democrats push back on tax relief for tips and overtime—workers could pay the price tonight.
- EUROPE’S SIX-WEEK FUEL COUNTDOWN
Europe may have only six weeks of jet fuel left—and flights could start vanishing soon.
- CARNIVAL’S TEQUILA MATH ENDS WITH A $300,000 REALITY CHECK
Carnival’s liquor math finally failed: fourteen shots, one staircase, and a very expensive lesson.
- GREAT VALUE GETS A MAKEOVER SO YOUR CHEAP DINNER CAN LOOK FANCY
Walmart’s Great Value gets a makeover—because apparently chips needed better identity papers.
- AI TRIMS SNAP SLASHES 500 JOBS…
Snap slashes hundreds of jobs as activist pressure explodes and losses pile higher
- SPANBERGER GUN GRAB SPARKS FIRESTORM IN VIRGINIA
Youngkin blasts Spanberger’s gun move as a sham—says voters are being flat-out lied to
- DOLLAR GENERAL BLASTS 12,000 STORES WITH AI AUDIO
Dollar General’s AI audio gamble hits 12,000 stores—while a legal clock is ticking down
- ALTMAN ASSASSINATION PLOT REVEALED AS HIT LIST FOUND
FBI says the accused kept a hit list—other tech bosses may have been marked next
- WOMAN CLAIMS 48-HOUR ICE DETENTION; SHERIFF SAYS SHE WAS AT THE SPA
She wasn’t detained for 43 hours—apparently she was just enjoying the deluxe airport package.
- DHS DRAGS THOUSANDS BACK TO WORK!
DHS yanks furloughed workers back as shutdown rules are shattered overnight
- NEW YORK HARASSES NUNS FREE HOSPICE
New York found a free hospice with zero citations and said, Excellent, let’s regulate the miracles.
- 20 CHRISTIANS MASSACRED IN PLATEAU!
Gunmen struck a Nigerian village after dark, and one family says seven relatives are dead.
- SWALWELL MANSION EVICTION, MORALITY IN PROGRESS
Swalwell’s mansion exit: the rare campaign stop with an eviction notice and a conscience.
- AI AGENT DATA MASSACRE… BACKUPS WIPED
An AI coding agent erased a company’s entire database in nine seconds—then the backup vanished
- CALIFORNIA DATA HANDOFF… ID DEPORTATION FEAR
A million Californians could be exposed as a state data deal collides with deportation fears.
- NETFLIX Q1 BOOMS, Q2 WHIMPERS, SHAREHOLDERS FAINT
Netflix misses Wall Street, while Reed Hastings misses re-election—corporate streaming, civic disappearing act.
- TRUMP CDC PICK SHOCKER
Trump’s CDC pick faces a wrecked agency, rising measles, and a furious Senate fight
- LOBSTER LUNACY! ACTIVIST HURLS PET TO ITS DEATH
A “rescue” turns deadly fast — one lobsters’ plunge may have killed it instantly, and its mate followed
- HEGSETH HONORS BIBLE WITH PULP FICTION
Pentagon prayer service, now with extra Tarantino: bureaucracy meets vengeance in 25:17 minutes.
- TRUMP’S FED POWER PLAY HITS GOP WALL
Johnson scrambles for votes as GOP rebels threaten to blow up the spy powers showdown
- MOSQUE CHRISTIAN BAN EPIC LAWSUIT DIES HARD
A Texas court just rejected a mosque’s bid to silence Christian evangelists at the gate.
- KATY PERRY PROBED OVER SEX ASSAULT CLAIMS
Police now probe Katy Perry after Ruby Rose’s explosive assault claims surface
- GOOGLE TO PUNISH WEBSITES FOR BACK BUTTON HIJACKING
Google punishes websites for trapping you—after years of doing it with search results.
- 10 MILLION HOMES MISSING — HOUSING CRISIS EXPLODES!
10 million homes missing — and Washington’s rules may have built the shortage!
- POWELL WAS RICH; WARSH IS A WHOLE BUDGET
Trump’s Fed pick has $209 million, proving even central banking has a premium aisle now.
- 2026 ROCK HALL CLASS STUNS FANS
Oasis, Phil Collins, Iron Maiden—this year’s Hall of Fame list ignites a firestorm!
- TEEN STEPSISTER CHEERLEADER DEAD IN CABIN HORROR
Teen stepsister found hidden under a bed on cruise ship — now murder charges erupt
- PANCREATIC DRUG BREAKTHROUGH… DEATH RISK SLASHED 60%
A breakthrough in pancreatic cancer treatment could rewrite survival odds tonight.
- AI DOPPELGANGER GOES WILD IN VIRTUAL OFFICE
My AI double hit the office floor—and started sabotaging my real-life personality
- TRUMP DRAGGED INTO IRAN WAR?
Kamala Harris unloads on Trump’s foreign policy, but her fiercest warning lands on Iran.
- CAMP MYSTIC DEATH TRAP… NO PLAN… 27 DEAD
No evacuation plan. No drills. And when the river rose, investigators say Camp Mystic waited too long.
- NEW JERSEY ELECTS TOILET SOCIALISM, WITH RECEIPT
New Jersey elected a socialist who says Jesus liked socialism and toilets, too.
- CUBA WATCH: NOW WITH TEHRAN TRAILER
Washington’s doing peace talks with Tehran and drone theater off Cuba—America loves a double feature.
- THOMAS: PROGRESSIVISM THREAT
Clarence Thomas unleashes a blistering warning tonight—says progressivism threatens America’s founding order.
- DRUG BOAT BLOODBATH IN PACIFIC
Another U.S. strike in the Pacific leaves three dead — and the target may not be finished
- SHOCKING SHOTGUN TRAGEDY: FAIRFAX KILLS WIFE, HIMSELF
Former Virginia power couple torn apart in a basement shooting — children inside as horror unfolds
- CAITLYN’S TRANSITION NO REGRETS, AWARD REGRETS
Caitlyn Jenner’s stunning regret bombshell—why he now says Glamour got it wrong!
- WORKER FILMED SELF IN $500 MILLION FIRE… LUIGI MANGIONE RANT
Six-alarm nightmare erupts in Ontario—investigators say a worker filmed the blaze himself
- FAKE GAY, REAL FEES, BRITISH EFFICIENCY
In Britain’s asylum bazaar, even fake heartbreak comes with supporting letters and invoices.
- WRONG ORGAN, DEAD PATIENT… DOCTOR MANSLAUGHTER CHARGES
A Destin doctor indicted after a surgery mistake turned fatal — and investigators say it was the wrong organ.
- CLAUDE MYTHOS TOO POWERFUL TO GO PUBLIC
Anthropic quietly briefed Trump officials — and its most dangerous AI is still hidden
- APPEALS COURT CANCELS JUDGE BOASBERG ADVENTURE SHOW
An appeals court says no to Boasberg’s sequel: courtroom drama, national security, and apparently extra paperwork.
- MELBOURNE CLUB ALLEGATION ROCKS KATY PERRY DRAMA
Katy Perry blasts Ruby Rose’s explosive accusation as a vicious lie—now the nightclub claim erupts
- AI ZUCKERBERG IN THE WINGS
Meta may soon answer employee questions with a Zuckerberg clone—what’s driving this bizarre shift?
- 2026 DRAFT SUPERLATIVES
Fernando Mendoza may be QB1, but the strongest arm in the draft could belong to someone else.
- FLORIDA DEMOCRAT, FAMILY VALUES, FENTANYL ACCUSATIONS
Florida gubernatorial hopeful allegedly campaigns against parents, cane, cellphone, and reality itself.
- FEDERAL PROBE ROCKS CITY HALL, HOCHUL AIDE
Federal prosecutors zero in on a City Council member as a million-dollar shelter scandal explodes
