Category: "Column 3"
Column three of The Kollman Report delivers the day’s biggest headlines with sharp humor, quick analysis, and a late-night comedy twist on the news.
- FLORIDA SUES CHATGPT FOR ABETTING MASS SHOOTERS
Florida sues ChatGPT for human harm, while proudly outsourcing common sense to Tallahassee.
- SISTER BLASTS ANTI-ICE RALLY IN TOWN
New jail charges explode as Sheridan Gorman’s accused killer faces more federal trouble
- CALIFORNIA TRIES A FOX NEWS REHAB PLAN
California: where even the Trump-backed governor hopeful is a British import with Fox News seasoning.
- SPENCER PRATT ACCUSES CAMPAIGN OF STAGING CAMPAIGN
Spencer Pratt vs. Nithya Raman: a mayoral race where the crowd appears, and the truth gets a speaking part.
- Another narco boat hit
Another U.S. strike at sea leaves three dead, and the death toll keeps climbing fast.
- OVERPRICED, BORING, AND STILL MORE ORGANIZED THAN CONGRESS
White House-backed, non-partisan, and now apparently too boring for its own president
- BUREAUCRACY MEETS TEETH OUTSIDE DELANEY HALL
Newark protestors discovered the revolutionary power of biting federal paperwork with actual teeth
- VANCE FRAUD CRACKDOWN LOOMS
Vance meets attorneys general as Washington prepares a nationwide fraud crackdown with billion-dollar stakes.
- Gabbard exit bombshell…
Tulsi Gabbard is resigning under heartbreak—and the final files she may unleash are explosive.
- SCOTUS SHAKES THE GROUND UNDER CONVERSION BANS!
Court shocker rocks state bans — and two Missouri counties are racing to save theirs
- OIL SLIDES ON PEACE DEAL
Oil drops below $100 as U.S.-Iran talks accelerate, but one major threat still hangs over motorists
- COPS BLOWN OFF FEET BY HOUSE BLAST!
A domestic dispute, a hidden accelerant, then a blast so violent officers were thrown back!
- SANTA CHILD PROTECTOR STING NETS 19
Sheriff Judd says a beloved holiday figure was unmasked in a child predator sting.
- META MELTDOWN… ALPHABET SURGE
Alphabet soars on AI demand, but one mega-cap just got punished for spending more.
- SEVERE WEATHER WARNING COUNT SKYROCKETS
Kansas City’s skies are exploding with warnings—and the worst may still be ahead
- TRUMP DOJ DENIED IN VOTER ROLLS FIGHT
Michigan’s voting scandal explodes—now the DOJ is digging deeper into Wayne County!
- HORMUZ REOPENS, MARKETS SOAR
Markets surge as Iran opens the Strait, but one misstep could reignite global chaos
- NANCY GUTHRIE’S MOTHER STILL MISSING
Four months, one missing mother, and eerie footage—now the search takes a darker turn
- LOS ANGELES OUTSOURCES CALM TO DIABLO
Los Angeles paid a convicted murderer to be a “Peace Ambassador” — bureaucracy’s twisted yoga pose.
- FROM STABBING TRAGEDY TO FUNDRAISER, STAT!
A stabbing trial, a $600,000 defense fund, and somehow everybody’s still fundraising like it’s a pledge drive
- HARRY’S ACTIVISM, NOW WITH ADMINISTRATIVE FALL-OUT
Born to be an activist, Harry’s charity résumé now reads like a very awkward internal investigation.
- NEW YORK FINDS A MAYOR-SIZED NO-SHOW
New mayor skips the parade, letting the police commissioner do the waving and the adults do the politics.
- TRUMP WINS PRIMARIES, THEN MEETS NOVEMBER
Trump’s winning primaries prove one thing: democracy loves a costume change.
- COCKPIT TOUR ENDS IN WISCONSIN
A passenger auditions for cockpit security; United prefers the cattle car, not the control room.
- Hooded ICE Raid Panic
A Greensboro immigrant now lives behind bolts and prayers after men shouted ICE and kicked in his door.
- Mexico base for Iran?
Iran’s World Cup plans are suddenly political, with Mexico stepping into a tense international gap
- End of search? Billion users, trapped
Google’s new AI search is exploding—and critics say it may bury the open web forever.
- AI THREAT: POPE WARNS
Pope Leo’s warning to A.I. giants: protect humanity, or face a social breakdown.
- DHS SHUTDOWN FINALLY BREAKS
Congress finally cracks on DHS funding after 76 days—but the fight isn’t over
- CHICAGO STILLNESS…CRISIS BREWS
A pastor’s walk across America exposed a crisis deeper than crime — and it starts in schoolrooms.
- LONDON STABBING … VISIBLY JEWISH… NOT SAFE?
Britain’s chief rabbi warns visibly Jewish people aren’t safe after a terror stabbing in London.
- FAUCI ADVISER CHARGED IN COVID COVER-UP SHOCKER
COVID bombshell: ex-NIAID adviser indicted, accused of hiding pandemic records in plain sight
- COMEY POST… YEAR-LONG FBI BLITZ
Nearly a year on one Instagram post — now James Comey faces a federal indictment.
- IRAN REJECTS CEASEFIRE
Iran draws a red line—no temporary truce, and the entire region could ignite again.
- Platner’s Raunchy Account
A new digital trail could sink Maine’s Democratic Senate hopeful, and it’s only getting uglier.
- IRGC DISCOVERS THE JOY OF RUNNING THINGS
Iran’s president says he’s sidelined by hardliners—apparently even resignation needs clerical approval.
- IRAN VOWS NO DIALOGUE UNTIL ISRAEL WITHDRAWS
No more messages, no more mercy—Iran threatens to slam the Strait of Hormuz shut
- DRONE PORT, OR EXTRA-CONSTI-TUTIONAL CANOPY?
White House ballroom gets a drone port—because nothing says democracy like rooftop parking with armed chaperones.
- SHOCKING! ALASKAN BUSH STAR MATT BROWN FOUND IN RIVER
A private search party makes a grim discovery in the river — and the truth deepens!
- Smoking, Vaping Heart-attack WARNING
Smoking and vaping may be turning young adults into heart-attack patients before age 40.
- SWOLLEN ANKLES, EXCELLENT HEALTH, MOVE ALONG
Third Walter Reed checkup in 13 months: apparently the healthiest recurring cast member in Washington.
- OpenAI’s Secret Origins
OpenAI’s hidden emails just surfaced, and they may prove the company’s darkest origin story.
- Jeffries vows Trump prison
Jeffries vows to break MAGA, pack the Court, and erase red-state power—what comes next?
- Alien remains claim rocks UFO world
New claims say the government recovered four alien species—what else are they hiding?
- AI CHATBOT KIDS, DEATHS, DISASTER
Lawmakers move to shut down AI chatbots for kids as parents warn of deadly manipulation.
- DOJ VS. NEW JERSEY MASK BAN
The Justice Department sues New Jersey, warning this mask fight could put federal agents in danger tonight.
- WALZ OFFICE BULLY CLAIM
A former investigator says Minnesota’s fraud scandal runs far deeper—and reaches straight into state government.
- JOBLESS CLAIMS COLLAPSE
Jobless claims hit a 50-year low, but war clouds are darkening the economic outlook.
- CONSPIRACY FRENZY ERUPTS
Conspiracy theories explode after a dinner attack—now federal charges raise even darker questions.
- BRENT CRUDE PLUNGES BELOW $88
Oil crashes as Iran throws open the Strait of Hormuz—markets brace for the next shock
- HOUSE RESCUES FISA
Congress just handed Trump a surveillance tool critics say could reach Americans’ private messages.