Category: "Column 2"
Column two of The Kollman Report delivers the day’s biggest headlines with sharp humor, quick analysis, and a late-night comedy twist on the news.
- JAPAN TYPE-12 MISSILE REACHES MAINLAND CHINA
Japan claims enhanced strike power with long-range missiles near China’s borders. What’s next?
- BROOKLYN MAN PRAISES ICE AT AIRPORT, SELLS SOUVENIRS OF COMMON SENSE
New Yorker praises ICE at TSA—because nothing says “common sense” like government drama!
- BODY IN DETROIT RIVER MISSING TYLER BOJANOWSKI?
A grim discovery in the Detroit River could end a heartbreaking missing person case.
- CHINA CRACKS DOWN ON APARTMENT ASHES: LANDLORDS FEEL HAUNTED BY LOST RENT
Who needs a penthouse when you can have a pent-ash? China’s bone ash ban chills the market.
- DJT AIRPORT TO SOAR HIGHER THAN EVER!
TRUMP-NAMED AIRPORT SHOCKER: FLORIDA GUV SIGNS BILL TO NAME IT AFTER THE PRESIDENT!
- ELON TWITTER WARRIORS FORCE JUDGE TO PLAY MUSICAL COURTS
Elon Musk flips court drama into the ultimate boardroom power play—Justice goes viral!
- LEBANON SAYS HEZBOLLAH: TERRORIST? DEPENDS ON THE DAY
Lindsey Graham’s meeting ended faster than his trust in Lebanon’s definition of terrorism.
- TRUMP LOVES THUNE, WANTS HIM TO LEAD… MORE LIKE LEAVE VACATION
Congress flees town, leaves DHS on the clock—and the President’s telling them to “do their job.”
- SECRET SERVICE AGENT PROVES LEGS ARE OVERRATED
Secret Service agent shoots self, proving protective detail includes self-inflicted injuries.
- TRUMP ACCOUNTS CLAIMED BY MILLIONS
More than four million children linked to Trump Accounts—what’s driving this surge?
- KIM-RAY J SECRET SEX TAPE SETTLEMENT EXPOSED
What’s really behind the secret settlement between Kim Kardashian and Ray J?
- DOJ CRACKS DOWN ON FRAUDSTER IMMIGRANTS—CITIZENSHIP REVOKED
Attorney General Bondi vows rapid action to strip criminal immigrants of their citizenship. How many more will be targeted?
- ICE HOUSTON LOCKS UP 400+ ILLEGAL CHILD PREDATORS
More than 400 child sex offenders caught by ICE Houston—how did they slip through the cracks?
- GUTHRIE DISAPPEARANCE TIED TO MYSTERIOUS UTILITY BOX
Nancy Guthrie’s disappearance tied to a damaged utility box—what secrets might it reveal?
- LA COUNTYS FRAUD EPIDEMIC
Some hospice centers flagged for fraud are still open—how are they getting away with it?
- SAVE AMERICA ACT DUMPED AS FRAUD
Is Senate Majority Leader John Thune ignoring a powerful grassroots uprising?
- U.S. SPRINGS FORWARD…
Clocks spring forward Sunday—why is one North American region dropping the time change for good?
- SUPREME COURT SHOCKER: COLORADO’S CONVERSION BAN STRUCK DOWN
Supreme Court shakes up landmark conversion therapy ban—speech rights clash explodes!
- VIRGINIA VOTERS WANT FOOD, NOT A POLITICAL GUN SHOW
Virginia’s Democrats promised to fight high costs, but instead unleashed the gun control gangbang.
- GOP AGs UNITE TO PROTECT GUN MAKERS FROM NY’S “NATIONAL” THREAT
Montana’s AG leads a noble quest to protect guns from the crime of accountability.
- DEM’S DOOM SCREAMERS STUMPED BY ACTUAL WINNING STREAK
Democrats cry doom, yet 66% say, “Winning? Yep, pretty much!” Hypocrisy level: Harvard-certified.
- HARRIS’S CHP COSTS SO SECRET EVEN THEY CAN’T AFFORD THEM
Kamala’s book tour guarded by dozens of cops, but the budget’s a bigger mystery than the plot.
- CHAOS ERUPTS IN LA AS 100 RIOTERS TAKE OVER STREETS
Hundreds hijack Los Angeles streets—police outnumbered, chaos erupting before your eyes!
- AI BOSSES PROMISE NO DRAMA, JUST UNENDING SYSTEM ERRORS
Why chatbots over bosses? Apparently, fewer annoying meetings—but double the existential dread.
- ACTIVISTS FUME AS BARRELS ROLL PAST ‘SAVE THE PLANET’ SIGNS
California sues to stop its own oil—proving self-sabotage is still the state motto.
- FREEMASONS ACCUSED: SECRET HANDSHAKE INCLUDES GUILTY PLEA
Paris trial reveals Masons moonlighting as hitmen—guess secret handshakes include trigger fingers.
- TRUMP PROMISES FARM REFORMS
President Trump promises a new farming era—what changes can farmers expect in the coming months?
- 14-YEAR-OLD BLASTS INTO VERMONT GOV. BALLOT
At just 14, he’s running for Vermont governor—what drives a teen to this bold move?
- TRUMP SIGNATURE ON CASH?
Donald Trump’s signature is about to appear on US banknotes—what’s behind this historic decision?
- STRAIT OF HORMUZ US NAVY ESCORTS TENSION
US Navy escorts oil tanker through tense Strait of Hormuz—what’s next for global energy?
- ICE BEATS DEMS IN POLL
More Americans trust ICE over top Democrats—what’s driving this unexpected approval?
- TRUMP PULLS LGBTQ GRANTS
Why did the Trump administration cancel $120,000 in humanities grants tied to LGBTQ studies?
- WHITE COPS SUE PHILADELPHIA PD
White Philadelphia cops claim racial bias blocked their promotions—what’s behind the department’s hiring policies?
- HUMAN SMUGGLER ILLEGAL ALIEN PLEADS GUILTY
A human smuggling kingpin has pleaded guilty—but guess what makes this case unusual?
- DHS SHUTDOWN CANCELS PAY, NOT CAMEOS OR COCKTAILS
DHS shuts down but Rhode Island’s finest sipping cocktails and spilling tea—priorities, folks.
- CHINA UNLEASHES LETHAL $73,500 ROBOT WOLVES
China’s robot wolves: the only pack that won’t fetch but will definitely fetch your secrets.
- MASSIVE NO KINGS PROTESTS ERUPT INTO CHAOS ACROSS AMERICA
Violence erupts as gas-masked protesters clash with police in Portland’s chaotic streets!
- J6ERS SUE FOR TOO MUCH RUBBER BULLET LOVE
Capitol rioters demand millions, claiming cops were a tad too enthusiastic with the party poppers.
- MACHINE KEEPS UTERUS ALIVE, “MOTHER” BUT FORGET THE MOM
Meet PUPER, the machine mom, proving even wombs can be reduced to glorified refrigerators.
- BISHOP BLASTS BOLLER REMOVAL
A Catholic leader breaks silence on a controversial religious commission firing—what's really at stake?
- MARINE STEALS MISSILE, OFFERS BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
Using “Ammunition Technician Specialist” skills to steal a Javelin missile—talk about job perks gone rogue.
- BRAND WARS GET GLITTERY: SHOWGIRL SUES, PERFORMS, PROMOTES, ALL AT ONCE
Taylor Swift accused of stealing “showgirl” vibes—because originality is overrated, right Vegas?
- VANCE DROPS BOMBSHELL: OMAR ACCUSED OF MASSIVE IMMIGRATION SCAM!
Vice President J.D. Vance claims strong evidence against Ilhan Omar in immigration fraud probe. What’s next for the investigation?
- TRUMP: CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS BACKED BY DEMS THREATEN AMERICA!
Radical Democrats clash over immigration—could this standoff shut down airport security?
- SMART APPLIANCE SHOCK: FRIDGE WATCHING?
What if your fridge is secretly spying on you every time you snack?
- WEINSTEIN RETURNS… HORRORTHE RIKERS INTERVIEW
Harvey Weinstein breaks his silence in a chilling interview—what did he reveal?
- MUSK NEARS $1 TRILLION FORTUNE
Elon Musk just became the richest person ever recorded—how did he do it?
- HORROR AT US TRADE SHOW: SAVILE ENTERTAINS PERVERTS!
New revelations link Jimmy Savile to Epstein’s scandal—what happened at that trade show?
- FBI WAR ON TRUMP EXPOSED
Four FBI counterintel probes targeted Trump and hundreds of Americans—what did they uncover?
- TRUMP PROMISES CUBAN REGIME UPHEAVAL
Trump warns of “great change” coming to Cuba amid mounting U.S. pressure—what’s next for the island?
- CUBA NEXT!
Trump claims the U.S. is profiting from Venezuela’s oil—what’s behind this bold move?