March 31, 2026

A Brooklyn man went viral for his take on the deployment of ICE agents to airports nationwide to assist TSA agents as the DHS shutdown consequences played out over the last several weeks.

Chris Scali briefly spoke with News 12 at Newark Liberty International Airport, saying ICE agents were “good” and not bothering anyone — comments that quickly gained widespread attention online.

Fox News Digital spoke with Scali on Thursday while he was vacationing in the Bahamas; he said he’d arrived with a friend at the airport four hours early.

In a dazzling display of modern priorities, a New York traveler hailed ICE agents moonlighting as TSA personnel during a government shutdown as "common sense," proving once again that when bureaucracy fails, just toss a little federal confusion on the fire and call it teamwork. Meanwhile, the Houston Rodeo tightened dress codes faster than you can say "fashion emergency," because nothing says livestock show like policing cleavage amid the cattle—because modesty in the barnyard is clearly the hill worth dying on. As southern souls stew over stress rankings (work, health, money—meh, same old existential crisis), airlines provoke viral outrage by charging passengers extra seats, apparently charging for personal space like it’s premium legroom on a tortoise-powered flight. In other news, guitar cases met gravity unchecked on LAX’s tarmac, giving musicians and their instruments an impromptu audition for “Stomp," while Florida’s fishing captain landed a swordfish so hefty it probably deserves its own zip code—and generously shared it with the community, because nothing says public service like five hours of wrestling aquatic behemoths. Welcome to 2026, where the absurdity is systemic, and sanity is just an optional upgrade.

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