Yes, that is Susan Crabtree, a national correspondent for RealClear Politics, reporting the details of a Secret Service agent who shot himself in the tush.
Last week, the agency reported that the agent shot himself in the leg while on Jill Biden’s protective detail, but it look like they might have been trying to save what’s left of his dignity. 😭
Unfortunately, people on social media displayed even less firearms wisdom than the aforementioned agent.
(I’m not even going to get into the stupidity of the rest of that post.)
To avoid getting yourself shot, 1) don’t use your gun light to find your phone while it is attached to your gun, 2) make sure to use a quality kydex holster, and 3) make sure you don’t get anything stuck in the trigger guard while you are re-holstering.
If you do shoot yourself in the butt, know you’ll likely survive, but the ice cream won’t make up for being a laughingstock the rest of your life.
In a stunning episode of "Whoops, I Gunna Do That?" the Secret Service treats the nation to a rare glimpse of vulnerability when an agent on Jill Biden’s detail manages to deliver a self-inflicted leg shot, later diplomatically downgraded to a pain in the backside—literally. Apparently, even the guardians of power need a reminder that gun safety isn’t just a suggestion, especially when your fail-safe moves turn into social media comedy fuel. While the Star Spangled Bureaucracy tried to outwit the embarrassment with a polite whitewash, the internet unleashed its patented brand of wisdom—mostly in the form of “Why didn’t you just use your eyes?” and “Did someone forget adulting 101?” Advice poured in like a public service announcement, noting that a phone is not a target and Kydex holsters beat backyard solutions every day. The moral? If you find yourself shot, ice cream won’t fix it, but it might soften the sting of a lifetime’s worth of good-natured roasting. Welcome to the brave new world of Federal Firearm Follies!
📰 Via Notthebee
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