Category: "Column 2"
Column two of The Kollman Report delivers the day’s biggest headlines with sharp humor, quick analysis, and a late-night comedy twist on the news.
- STUDENT WALKOUTS, NOW WITH EXTRA CAUSES
NEA and Sunrise unite: teaching kids to protest laws by ditching class.
- ALAN JACKSON EXIT SHOCK
A country legend’s final road show ends with tears, and a shocking reason why
- ORBÁN CLINGS TO POWER
Hungary votes today as Orbán fights to extend his 16-year grip on power
- HOMAN BLASTS MURDERED MISSOURI TEEN
Tom Homan explodes at Democrats as a teen’s murder ignites border fury
- SPANBERGER BILLIONS OF CREDIT, ZERO OF THE WORK
Virginia’s new governor signs old deals, then calls it economic leadership — very 2026, very brave.
- RUSSIAN SUB CABLES, PIPELINES PLOT FOILED
British forces tracked Russian submarines near vital cables for weeks — and what they found alarms allies
- CLAUDE MYTHOS… CRASH, SEIZE, VANISH AI
A new AI is so dangerous its creators won’t release it—what they found inside is chilling.
- POLICE: MISSANELLI SLAPPED FIANCEE IN FIGHT
Mike Missanelli arrested after a midnight argument turns violent in Wynnewood
- COLORADO PURGED: 372,000 VOTER NAMES GONE
372,000 names vanished from Colorado’s voter rolls—what Judicial Watch uncovered could reshape election integrity.
- NETANYAHU FAILS… SECURITY DAMAGE
Lapid blasts the Iran ceasefire as a historic failure, warning Israel’s security will pay for years
- EASTER BLOODSHED… TRUCK RAMS… PAKISTAN HORROR… 60+ WOUNDED
Easter bloodshed in Pakistan and Nigeria, and the chilling pattern investigators fear is emerging.
- BONDI FALLOUT: TRUMP SILENCE
Pam Bondi’s abrupt firing sparks a mystery—Trump’s top lawman says nobody knows why.
- RUSSIA’S NEW PEACE PLAN: NUCLEAR DEADLINE, THEN MAYBE DIPLOMACY
Kremlin TV’s new romance: deadlines, doom, and casually mentioning nuclear bombs.
- KHARG ISLAND ROCKED AS DEADLINE LOOMS
Explosions on Kharg Island—Trump’s deadline nears, and Iran’s oil lifeline may be dying
- SELF-DRIVING CAR KILLS DUCK IN PARK… RESIDENTS FEAR WHO’S NEXT
Self-driving car strikes duck near Mueller Park, and neighbors say it never even slowed down
- PODCAST SHOCK: MOM STOCKPILES ABORTION PILLS FOR CHILD
Parent admits stockpiling abortion pills for her six-year-old—then the podcast gets worse.
- PEDO SCANDAL ROCKS POLAND
Poland’s elite scandal is exploding—children, abuse, and depravity in the shadows.
- TRUMP ORDERS NAVAL BLOCKADE OF HORRIFIC STRAIT SHOWDOWN
Trump unleashes a naval blockade as Iran showdown explodes into open water
- KIM ALEXIS: FAITH CLASHED WITH FAME
Kim Alexis breaks silence on Christian fame — and the shocking price of saying no
- $11 MILLION MEDICAID SCHEME, MINUS THE APPEARANCE
Alleged Medicaid mastermind skips court, because nothing says accountability like a missing defendant
- BABY CRISIS! NATION SHRINKS
America’s birth rate is collapsing—and the economic fallout could hit harder than anyone admits.
- TRUMP BLASTS GREENE STENCH… FULLER TAKES SEAT
Trump lashes out after a surprise Georgia win, and one ally says the real battle is just beginning
- STRAIT OF HORMUZ MINE PLOT?
Iran’s latest message could turn a fragile ceasefire into a global shipping crisis overnight.
- CHEVRON FLOODING U.S. WITH VENEZUELA OIL
Chevron is quietly pulling 250,000 barrels a day from Venezuela — amid a global oil shock.
- WIRE HARNESS DEFECTS ROCK WHIRLPOOL
Whirlpool faces a nationwide class action over refrigerator defects, and the financial fallout may be just beginning.
- SINGLE JAB… DIABETES HOPE
A potential cure for type 1 diabetes is heading into trials, and the stakes are enormous
- IRAN CEASEFIRE TRAP?
Trump’s Iran delay sparks a dangerous gamble — and Tehran may already be testing America
- DEMOCRATS’ DIRTY MONEY MACHINE EXPOSED
Cash floods the machine as migrants become the perfect front—who’s pocketing the payout?
- BLASTED: BLANCHE TORCHES MEDIA OVER DOJ DOUBLE STANDARDS
Acting AG Todd Blanche explodes on reporters, accusing them of a years-long DOJ coverup
- TANK PRINCESS? KIM HEIR
North Korea’s next ruler may be 13—new images raise terrifying succession questions.
- CANADA’S NEW HATE BILL: NOW EVEN BIBLE QUOTES NEED A LAWYER
Canada’s new hate bill: because apparently even quoting scripture needs a legal department.
- 50,000 MIRRORS THREATEN NIGHT
Scientists warn a sky-wide mirror project could rewrite night itself, with consequences for human health.
- NIH SPENDS $584K TO CONFUSE MICE
White Coat Waste says 10,000 mice face surgeries, shocks, and decapitation—government efficiency, finally.
- MILLIONS VIEW NEWSOM WIFE’S LESSON PLAN
California schools get a Newsom family film festival, minus the popcorn.
- STRAIT WAR: U.S. SWEEPS
Two U.S. destroyers move into the Strait of Hormuz as mine-clearing begins under fire.
- BALLROOM BATTLE INTENSIFIES
A court gives Trump a reprieve, but the White House ballroom fight just turned explosive.
- $33.9M COCAINE HAUL
A Coast Guard patrol turns deadly serious as smugglers dump millions in cocaine overboard.
- PHILLY GARAGE COLLAPSE DEATH
A deadly garage collapse in Philadelphia leaves rescuers racing against time for two missing people.
- TRUMP GUARD FIGHT ESCALATES… US SUING ITSELF?
A federal courtroom showdown could decide whether Washington can sue itself—and lose control forever.
- HUSBAND ARRESTED AS WIFE VANISHES IN BAHAMAS DRAMA
Husband arrested in the Bahamas as police hunt for missing Michigan woman’s last terrifying moments
- NASHVILLE SCHOOL GIVES MUSLIM HALL PASSES FOR PRAYER; CHRISTIANS GO POUND SAND
New York’s doing prayer ceremonies, Nashville’s doing hall passes—public schools, now with bonus theology.
- CNN REMEMBERING… TOO SOON… FAN PANIC! MICHAEL J. FOX ALIVE
A shocking headline sparked death rumors about Michael J. Fox—until his camp blasted back
- PREGNANCY? IMAM EXPELLED OVER CHILD BRIDES
An Italian imam is deported after undercover footage exposes shocking claims about child marriage.
- TEHRAN TOLLBOOTH $1M PER VESSEL?
A Trump-Iran surprise deal could reopen a global choke point and price tag for every ship.
- DEERE $99M REPAIR SHOCK
Deere agrees to pay $99 million as farmers claim their repair rights were quietly stripped away.
- KIDNAPPED 4-YEAR-OLD… THEN BACK ON STREETS!
ICE grabs a repeat-deported suspect after a 4-year-old vanishes from a laundromat
- META EX-ENGINEER 30,000 PRIVATE FACEBOOK PHOTOS HACKED
Meta in the spotlight: police probe claims 30,000 private Facebook photos were secretly downloaded
- SPANBERGER’S APPROVAL RATING DROPS FASTER THAN HER BIPARTISAN ACT
Virginia thought it bought a moderate; turns out it got a very busy partisan makeover.
- BOSTON’S ‘REFORM’ BLOWS UP: CLINICIAN STABBED, SWORD MADMAN SHOT DEAD
Boston’s reform cops called in a clinician—then a sword-wielding man exploded in violence
- HUMANITY JUST SMASHED THE SPACE DISTANCE RECORD!
NASA shatters a 56-year record as four astronauts race farther from Earth than ever before.
- APOLLO GHOST BLESSES ARTEMIS
A final message from Apollo legend Jim Lovell just reached Artemis II—what he told the crew now matters.
