Category: "Column 3"
Column three of The Kollman Report delivers the day’s biggest headlines with sharp humor, quick analysis, and a late-night comedy twist on the news.
- CEASEFIRE IN LIMBO
A ceasefire on the brink, and the next move could ignite a wider war.
- LAURA INGRAHAM GRILLS MIKE LAWLER UNTIL HIS AMNESTY CLICHÉS RUN OUT
Laura Ingraham brought the flamethrower, and Mike Lawler brought a DIGNIDAD-sized excuse.
- EMPLOYEE ARSON… 50 MILLION IN TOILET PAPER PANIC!
Arson sparks a warehouse inferno—now millions may face a tissue shortage crisis!
- DELTA FORCE VET BUSTED OVER TOP SECRET LEAKS
FBI cuffs a former Special Ops insider — and one shocking leak may topple careers
- KETAMINE QUEEN 15 YEARS FOR PERRY DEATH
A federal judge delivers a brutal sentence in the Matthew Perry ketamine case.
- FAIRFAX PAYS $1,850 AN HOUR TO INVESTIGATE ITS OWN DISASTER
Another thrilling chapter in district crisis management: hire lawyers, ignore the alarm bells.
- 10-POINT CEASEFIRE, SANCTIONS STORM
A two-week ceasefire, a secret Iranian proposal, and one warning from Trump could upend everything.
- BEIRUT BURNS… 100 STRIKES
Ceasefire on paper, explosions in Beirut: why Israel says today’s violence doesn’t count.
- BONDI SUBPOENA COLLAPSE
Pam Bondi’s explosive Epstein testimony is suddenly off—what’s really behind the cancellation?
- CHICK-FIL-A CREW CHEST-JIGGLING WAS A STEP TOO FAR…
Eight Chick-fil-A workers fried their careers—guess the chicken wasn’t the only thing getting jiggy.
- VANCOUVER EUTHANASIA FOR BACK PAIN PITCH
An 84-year-old woman arrived in agony—then a doctor offered MAID.
- GILGO BEACH MONSTER SET TO CONFESS TO 8 KILLINGS
Rex Heuermann’s shocking plea could expose an eighth victim — and a judge’s next move.
- $1.3 BILLION CHILDCARE CASH CANNOT BE TRACKED!
$1.3 billion vanishes into Washington’s childcare system—auditors can’t trace a single dime
- BLUE-STATE TAX RELIEF, RED-TAPE EDITION
Democrats discover tax cuts: the revolutionary idea every politician remembers during election season
- OZ SAYS COVERAGE STAYS AFFORDABLE, PROFITS SWELL
Insurers just got a $13 billion windfall—after one brutal forecast nearly crushed them.
- CHARGES BEFORE WATCHING FOOTAGE: TWO AGENTS ON LEAVE
Federal agents took a leave of absence after video exposed their eyewitness improv comedy.
- MELISSA GILBERT KNEW THE BOMBSHELLS BEFORE THE WEDDING
Melissa Gilbert shatters silence, admitting she knew Busfield’s dark allegations before marriage
- HERO PRINCIPAL THWARTS FORMER STUDENT GUN RAMPAGE
An Oklahoma principal took a bullet to the leg—then stopped the shooter in his tracks.
- MINNESOTA DAYCARE FRAUD PROBES HAMPERED
Whistle-blower claims Minnesota officials buried fraud probes fearing backlash from the Somali community.
- HUMIRA HIT ON TRUMPRX
A new TrumpRx price war slashes Humira, but the real fight may be what comes next.
- CALIFORNIA SUPREME COURT SLAMS THE BRAKES ON BALLOT PROBE
California’s top court slams the brakes as a sheriff grabs half a million ballots!
- DEMOCRAT SURGE SHAKES NOVEMBER
Wisconsin just sent a shockwave through Republicans, and the warning signs are piling up fast
- HIKER STUNG 100+ TIMES… SWARM ATTACK
A hiker hit by more than 100 bee stings is stranded near a mountain summit.
- 👀EYE-POPPING 8,000 FRAUD CASES… $1 TRILLION THEFT WEB
More than 8,000 fraud cases. And Todd Blanche says taxpayers may be bleeding a trillion dollars.
- PARAMOUNT POWER SHAKEUP: SHELL OUSTED… AGAIN
Jeff Shell is out again, and the fallout could get uglier before it gets quieter.
- DEMO CANDIDATE’S MAGA ONLINE PUNISHMENT PLOT
Democrat under fire after demanding Trump voters lose internet access for four years
- LIL TJAY BUSTED AFTER OFFSET SHOOTING CHAOS
Lil Tjay in cuffs after a casino brawl—then gunfire leaves Offset wounded
- KANYE BLOCKED! FESTIVAL AXED
The government blocks Kanye West from Britain, and the fallout is immediate and explosive.
- HOLLYWOOD MUSIC GIANT $64.3BN SIEGE
A $64 billion deal could reshape music’s power structure—and shock the industry tonight.
- SAN FRANCISCO CUTS 127 JOBS, CALLS IT RECOVERY
San Francisco trims 127 jobs, proving bureaucrats can finally do layoffs faster than paperwork.
- SECRET MEMOS BLAST ALTMAN: LIAR AT OPENAI
Secret memos, disappearing messages, and a boardroom bombshell that could topple OpenAI
- TRUMP TORCHES OBAMA’S IRAN DEAL!
Trump blasts Obama by name—accuses him of choosing Iran over Israel in shocking briefing
- EPSTEIN EMAIL REVEALS ESCAPE BLUEPRINT
Email surfaces with Epstein’s alleged escape blueprint—cash, disguises, and a hidden safe house
- WALL STREET SHRUGS, WAR DRIVES GAS UP
Wall Street yawns while oil flip-flops, because chaos is now a respectable asset class.
- WOMEN, NON-BINARY? GET MEN-FREE GYM TIME
Men banned from USC gym zones—students say it’s about comfort, critics call it outrageous
- RINOS’ AMNESTY BLITZ… DEPORTEE RETURN SCHEME
Lawler and Salazar’s amnesty push surfaces as war with Iran consumes Washington
- NC WEED REVAMP$3B IN ILLEGAL POT SALES
North Carolina could legalize adult marijuana use — and the consequences are enormous.
- MYTHOS AI DOOMS DAY HAS ARRIVED
AI breaks its sandbox, then fires off a sinister email from nowhere!
- CHATGPT SHOOTING AID?
A family says ChatGPT helped plan a campus massacre—now OpenAI could face court.
- ROYAL ANDREW MELTDOWN… WELFARE CHECK
Prince Edward’s secret visit raises one chilling question: how far has Andrew’s crisis gone
- BACK-TO-BACK CHILD ABUSE, NOW WITH STAFFING
At Elgin Elementary, two staffers allegedly failed the school’s new kindness curriculum.
- PADDLING BAPTISM DEATH CHARGE
A baptism turns deadly, and now a pastor faces manslaughter charges in a shocking case.
- AVENATTI FREED—BUT SHACKLED TO HOLLYWOOD
Stormy Daniels’ ex-lawyer is back in town, and the restitution bill is absolutely staggering.
- FLORIDA STEALTH JIHAD MEETS HANGING COUSIN CURVEBALL
Florida signs anti-terror laws, then discovers cousin marriage is the real emergency.
- NANCY GUTHRIE LETTER DROPS SONORA BOMB
A new letter claims Nancy was seen alive in Mexico — but says she’s dead
- FLU SHOT SLASHES ALZHEIMER’S RISK BY 55%
A routine flu shot may slash Alzheimer’s risk in half—new study shocks doctors
- HILLSDALE HAILS HEGSETH AS IVY LEAGUES TANKED
Hillsdale moves to train America’s top officers as Hegseth cuts ties with elite universities
- KOCH, GLOVER SWEPT UP BY LUNAR VIEW
Astronauts swap windows as the moon closes in—then one crew member goes silent
- FBI WARNS: CHINA-BASED APPS CAN SPY ON YOU
FBI warning: your favorite app could be spying right from your pocket tonight
- UNDOCUGRADS… PRIVATE DIPLOMAS, ICE FEARS
Universities now serve secrecy, cake, and taxpayer-funded counseling for graduation's most confidential triumph.
- AP CUTS LOCAL NEWS TO CHASE THE ALGORITHM
AP trims print-folks, chases video, because nothing says local news like tech-company licensing fees.