Category: "Column 1"
Column one of The Kollman Report delivers the day’s biggest headlines with sharp humor, quick analysis, and a late-night comedy twist on the news.
- TINA PETERS SET FREE TODAY
Tina Peters could walk free today after a prison fight that shook Colorado politics.
- SKELETAL REMAINS OF MISSING LAB WORKER FOUND!
Human remains found in a New Mexico forest now identified as missing lab employee Melissa Casias—plus a handgun nearby!
- Campus carry bill killed?
What happened behind closed doors may have buried HB1793, despite powerful support and momentum.
- AI boom leaves startups stranded
Billions vanished overnight as AI rewrote startup values—and hundreds of founders are now trapped.
- DEMOCRATS BLAME ICE FOR CHAOS THEY HOST
New Jersey Democrats defend sanctuary theater, while protesters audition for threats and possible federal charges.
- SHUTDOWN, WAR, DELAYS: TIME FOR RECESS
Sixteen breaks during shutdown and war—Congress perfected the art of absentee patriotism.
- Deported migrant accused in triple slay
A deported suspect, three dead women, one infant—how did sanctuary policy let this happen again?
- Rape survivor shocked Teen rapists spared jail
Gisèle Pelicot is furious after a judge spared teenage rapists prison in Hampshire.
- South Carolina map revolt
South Carolina voters could cast ballots twice as lawmakers race to redraw congressional lines.
- Cornyn, Paxton mudslinging explodes
Cornyn and Paxton go nuclear in Texas — but Trump’s choice could cost Republicans everything
- SPENCER PRATT’S DIRTY SHOT
Los Angeles streets cleaned for a message—and what’s being exposed could sting City Hall
- SHE SUED THE COPS, THEN ALLEGEDLY SHOT THE LAWYERS
North Carolina: when your civil suit loses steam, apparently some people choose fireworks.
- CONGRESS SKIPS WORK AS CHAOS EXPLODES!
Congress vanished again as chaos erupted — and the shutdown kept getting worse
- LINEBERGER INDICTMENT SHOCKWAVE
A former prosecutor now faces decades in prison—and a grand jury is eyeing far more.
- FETTERMAN PARTY PURGE
Fetterman torches his own party, warning Democrats may launch a purge against moderates.
- TRUMP DINNER GUNMAN… SECRET SERVICE FIRE
A shocking selfie, hidden weapons, and a rushed courtroom hearing—how close did Trump come to disaster?
- JPMORGAN SEX ABUSE BOMB
A JPMorgan executive accused of abuse, threats, and racial harassment—what a lawsuit now claims happened behind closed doors.
- GOP Border Fund Collapse
Republicans planned a border blitz, but one surprise Trump move shattered the strategy
- BRITAIN’S VAPE SHOPS SPARK VISA SCANDAL SHOCK
Vape shop bosses accused of visa abuse as shocking sponsor numbers spark a national crackdown
- Massachusetts union’s anti-U.S. star
Massachusetts teachers just chose a union leader who calls America a fascist oligarchy—what comes next?
- Trump WH Busts Times Hit Piece, But Sure, Tell Us More
The Times tried a hit piece, but the White House swatted it like a caffeinated mosquito.
- Texas immigration law revived
Court battle explodes as Texas immigration law gets another shocking reprieve tonight.
- THE FIRST DETRANSITION CLINIC, COURTESY OF BUREAUCRACY
Texas Children’s settles for $10 million, proving bureaucracy can gender-bend a balance sheet.
- BRIT Rapists Escape Jail Surge
Rapists walking free has surged two-thirds—tonight, the shocking numbers behind a justice system failing victims
- Unprovoked Trump house beating turns deadly
A brutal attack outside a pro-Trump home ends in death tonight, and charges are about to escalate.
- Walter Reed Return… Bruising, Swelling Questions
Trump heads back to Walter Reed again, and unanswered health questions are piling up fast.
- Britain’s Jewry Exodus
A British Jewish leader sells his home and prepares to flee—what pushed him over the edge?
- TEEN BOYS HOOKED ON AI GIRLFRIENDS
One in five boys now knows an AI girlfriend—but the real shock is why
- THE VIEW UNDER FIRE
The FCC is asking a dangerous question about one of TV’s most political shows—what happens next could reshape broadcast rules.
- AI GHOST CASES HIT COURT
A California lawyer sanctioned for citing fake cases—now a judge warns her lawsuit may be on the edge
- PROCRASTINATION PUSHES BRITS OVER THE EDGE!
Brits are dodging vital life admin for months — and the deadline danger is real!
- DEPORTATION BILL: $360 BILLION
A hidden $360 billion price tag is hanging over America’s immigration crisis tonight.
- OREGON VOTER ROLL BLAST
Oregon’s voter rolls are under the microscope tonight, and the numbers could be staggering.
- OUTLAW STAR DEAD AT 86
Outlaw country icon David Allan Coe is dead, but his dark legacy still divides fans.
- OBAMA GAVE GREEN CARDS, IRANIANS GAVE SIDE-EYE
Iranian bureaucrats may have discovered diplomacy’s finest perk: secret green cards, on the house.
- NIGERIA’S NEWEST 30-YEAR-OLD MAN TURNED OUT 15
He was the Wonder of Zaria until documents revealed the real wonder: elementary-school politics.
- Nationals exec: anti-Catholic bias
Nationals executive caught on tape allegedly targeting a pitcher’s faith — and what he says about fans is chilling.
- DEADLY WRECK SPARKS LICENSE UPROAR
Deadly crash ignites a fierce CDL crackdown—one driver’s language skills spark a national firestorm
- French Open Continues: Naomi Osaka Still Dressed Like A Trophy
She brought a coffee train and a peplum jacket—because apparently Grand Slams need outfit notes.
- Florida Record illegal alien sweeps
Nearly 25,000 arrests in Florida—what officials say is coming next could shock every county.
- Hunter Blames Israel
Hunter Biden’s latest escape route shocked even allies—now he’s blaming Israel for everything.
- Coordinated attacks on Utah data center
What started as a local Utah data center fight now points to an international pressure campaign.
- Drone threat over Guantanamo
Cuba’s drone arsenal just crossed a dangerous line—and American targets may already be in the crosshairs.
- PAPAL SLAVERY APOLOGY SHOCK
The Vatican issues a stunning apology for slavery — and the wording is explosive.
- TRUMP BACKS CLOCK SHOCK
Trump signals he’ll sign a bill that could permanently change American time — and everything could shift.
- MAI VANG TURNS HER BACK ON FLAG, THEN COURTS CONGRESSIONAL VOTES
Well, look at that—running for Congress by auditioning as America’s least-hyped fan.
- BORISWAVE MIGRANTS RUSH FOR BRITISH PASSPORTS
Hundreds of thousands scramble for British passports as new restrictions loom over the Boriswave.
- FATHER-DAUGHTER 200 FAKE MASTERPIECES
Federal prosecutors say a father-daughter pair built a counterfeit art empire, and the losses are staggering.
- NUCLEAR, MISSILE RED LINE… $126 A BARREL
Iran draws a hard red line, vowing to defend nuclear and missile power at any cost.
- SUPREME COURT MAP… LOUISIANA PRIMARY IN PERIL
Louisiana’s primary is days away, but Republicans may pull the plug after a Supreme Court bombshell.
- A.I. HACK TOOL SHOCKS CYBER WORLD!
AI just found a hacker’s dream flaw — and your phone could be next.