DUMOCRATS DEMAND COGNITIVE TESTS, OBVIOUSLY
President Trump used his overnight Truth Social megaphone to insist that all presidential and vice presidential hopefuls be subjected to “high difficulty Cognitive Tests,” which is a bold little twist from a man who has spent years treating public life like an open-book exam in self-praise. Fresh off praising JD Vance’s fraud-fighting, weighing in on Democrats’ midterm hopes, California elections and Jaxson Dart on Lara Trump’s show, he then swatted away questions about his own health and mental sharpness by branding his critics the “Dumocrats,” a term that really does the heavy lifting so the bureaucracy of irony doesn’t have to. With his 80th birthday looming, he’s set to join Joe Biden in the exclusive club of presidents old enough to remember when “cognitive test” was something doctors ordered, not a campaign accessory.
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Wallis Simpson (1896)June 19, 2026
Simpson was an American socialite for whom English King Edward VIII voluntarily abdicated the throne. Their relationship caused a furor in England because the Church of England at the time did not allow people with living ex-spouses to marry, and, as king, Edward was also head of the church. Simpson's two ex-husbands were still alive when she married Edward on June 3, 1937, just six months after he relinquished his title. How did Wallis and Edward spend the rest of their lives together?
Simpson was an American socialite for whom English King Edward VIII voluntarily abdicated the throne. Their relationship caused a furor in England because the Church of England at the time did not allow people with living ex-spouses to marry, and, as king, Edward was also head of the church. Simpson's two ex-husbands were still alive when she married Edward on June 3, 1937, just six months after he relinquished his title. How did Wallis and Edward spend the rest of their lives together?Today’s Holiday
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New Church DayJune 19, 2026
New Church Day refers to the Church of the New Jerusalem, founded in London in the late 18th century by the disciples of Emanuel Swedenborg. Swedenborg's followers believe that in 1757 there was a great judgment in the spiritual world, and that as a result the evil spirits were separated from the good and a new heaven was established. June 19 is the date on which Swedenborg's disciples met in 1770 to organize the New Church. Every year on this day, members of the New Church, called Swedenborgians, meet to conduct important church business and to commemorate the church's founding.
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CyberpunkJune 19, 2026
Cyberpunk is a subgenre of science fiction involving futuristic, dystopian, computer-based societies. Borrowing elements from hard-boiled detective novels, film noir, and postmodern prose, cyberpunk details the often nihilistic underground of electronic societies marked by rapid technological change. Typically set in the near future, cyberpunk plots often center on conflicts among hackers, artificial intelligences, and corporations. What are some of the most well-known cyberpunk novels?
Cyberpunk is a subgenre of science fiction involving futuristic, dystopian, computer-based societies. Borrowing elements from hard-boiled detective novels, film noir, and postmodern prose, cyberpunk details the often nihilistic underground of electronic societies marked by rapid technological change. Typically set in the near future, cyberpunk plots often center on conflicts among hackers, artificial intelligences, and corporations. What are some of the most well-known cyberpunk novels?
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