April 2, 2026

Donald Trump has launched a bizarre rant at Bruce Springsteen, who he’s declared ‘looks like a dried up prune’.

The US president, 79, shared a scathing post to Truth Social today, which came the day after the Boss, 76, shared a stirring statement on stage during the opening night of his E Street Band’s Land of Hope and Dreams American Tour in Minneapolis.

During his speech, Springsteen declared: ‘While working Americans struggle, our president and his family enrich themselves by billions of dollars trading on the people’s office in corruption unmatched in American history. This is happening now.’

‘This White House is destroying the American idea and our reputation around the world,’ he added.

Clearly incensed by the take-down, Trump has now attempted to clap back, writing on his social media platform: ‘Bad, and very boring singer, Bruce Springsteen, who looks like a dried up prune who has suffered greatly from the work of a really bad plastic surgeon, has long had a horrible and incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, sometimes referred to as TDS.

‘The guy is a total loser who spews hate against a President who won a Landslide Election, including the popular vote, all Seven Swing States, and 86% of the Counties across America.

In today's episode of Presidential Petty Pranks, Donald Trump, never one to miss a chance for self-ownage, retorted to Bruce Springsteen’s soulful roast by calling The Boss a "dried up prune"—because nothing says “presidential dignity” like plastic surgery shade and unfounded electoral boasts. While Springsteen hit a high note accusing Trump of turning the White House into a corruption convention, Trump opted for an off-key insult symphony on Truth Social, proving once again that when it comes to political discourse, it’s less about substance and more about who can sound the most unhinged on social media. Meanwhile, somewhere in the land of hope and irony, millions ponder whether calling a septuagenarian rocker a prune might just be the most presidential critique we’ll hear for a while.

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