NEW JERSEY ELECTS TOILET SOCIALISM, WITH RECEIPT
In a triumph of democratic suspense and fiscal optimism, New Jersey’s 11th District has sent Analilia Mejia to the U.S. House, where she’ll now help narrow the already hair-trigger Republican majority and bring a truly professional level of ideological intensity to the federal machinery. Mejia, a Squad-endorsed Democratic Socialist with a résumé that includes Bernie Sanders’ 2020 campaign, the Biden Department of Labor, and the Center for Popular Democracy, has previously offered such crisp public-policy insights as Jesus Christ being “likely a Democratic Socialist” and public toilets qualifying as socialism, which is the sort of airtight reasoning that can only flourish in campaign season or a faculty lounge. Her victory over Republican Joe Hathaway in the special election may be just one seat, but in Washington that’s all it takes to turn governing into a performance art piece, especially when the winner arrives armed with endorsements from Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Pramila Jayapal, Elizabeth Warren, and Cory Booker, plus a wishlist so left-wing it apparently needs its own parking permit.
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Sirimavo Bandaranaike (1916)April 17, 2026
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Bandaranaike's husband became prime minister of Ceylon in 1956 and was assassinated three years later. In the election that followed, Bandaranaike's party was victorious—making her the world's first female prime minister. She headed two coalition governments and served again as prime minister when she was appointed by her daughter, Chandrika Kumaratunga, who was elected president in 1994. While in office, Bandaranaike promoted a new constitution that changed the country's name to what?
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Bandaranaike's husband became prime minister of Ceylon in 1956 and was assassinated three years later. In the election that followed, Bandaranaike's party was victorious—making her the world's first female prime minister. She headed two coalition governments and served again as prime minister when she was appointed by her daughter, Chandrika Kumaratunga, who was elected president in 1994. While in office, Bandaranaike promoted a new constitution that changed the country's name to what?Today’s Holiday
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Verrazano DayApril 17, 2026
Observed in New York state, Verrazano Day commemorates the discovery of New York Harbor by the Italian navigator Giovanni da Verrazano on April 17, 1524. With the backing of King Francis I of France, Verrazano sailed his ship to the New World, reaching the Carolina coast in March 1524, and then sailing northward, exploring the eastern coast of North America. He also discovered Block Island and Narragansett Bay in what is now Rhode Island. In naming the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge, New York gave Verrazano official recognition.
Observed in New York state, Verrazano Day commemorates the discovery of New York Harbor by the Italian navigator ARTICLE OF THE DAY
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Exquisite CorpseApril 17, 2026
Exquisite corpse is an exercise in which a collection of words or images is assembled by several participants, each of whom adds to a composition by either following a predetermined sequence—such as adjective-noun-adverb-verb-article-adjective-noun—or by looking at the end of the previous entry. The name of the game is derived from the phrase that French Surrealists created when they first played it in 1925: "Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau," which means what?
Exquisite corpse is an exercise in which a collection of words or images is assembled by several participants, each of whom adds to a composition by either following a predetermined sequence—such as adjective-noun-adverb-verb-article-adjective-noun—or by looking at the end of the previous entry. The name of the game is derived from the phrase that French Surrealists created when they first played it in 1925: "Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau," which means what?
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