LINDSEY GRAHAM PROVES SPACE MOUNTAIN SQUASHES GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNS
On Friday and Saturday, Sen. Lindsey Graham, a South Carolina Republican, was seen at Disney World riding Space Mountain, eating at a character breakfast and walking around with a bubble wand.
During recess, Democratic California Congressman Robert Garcia was pictured in Las Vegas, Sen. Bernie Sanders was snapped on a first-class flight out of Washington, and Sen. Amy Klobuchar, a Minnesota Democrat, was seen at a robotics conference.
In a stunning display of modern governance, TSA agents got a glorified IOU instead of a full paycheck as Congress plays recess roulette, proving once again that crashing the homeland budget is easier than balancing one’s own checkbook. Meanwhile, the lawmakers who caused this circus were spotted globe-trotting and theme-park-hopping like it’s taxpayer-funded spring break, with Lindsey Graham channeling his inner kid at Disney World, Bernie Sanders enjoying first-class skies, and Amy Klobuchar mingling with robots—because if they can’t keep the government open, at least they can keep their travel schedules fully booked. Gallup says 80% disapprove of this act, but hey, with such consistent underperformance, maybe Congress should just hand out frequent flyer miles instead of paychecks.
Atkins got his first guitar by making a trade with his brother, and it was arguably the best deal he ever made. Although he struggled with shyness and suffered from severe asthma—he had to sleep sitting up and often fell asleep still holding his guitar—he became an accomplished guitarist and went on to release several hit records, develop a signature line of guitars, and help create country music's "Nashville sound." What did "Mr. Guitar," as he came to be known, trade to get that first guitar?
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Excluding water, tea is the most widely consumed drink on the planet, drunk either hot or cold by half the world's population. The vast majority of tea sold in the West is black tea, made from fermented leaves of the Camellia sinensis plant. Generally stronger in flavor and more caffeinated than the green and oolong varieties, black tea retains its flavor for several years and has long been an article of trade, serving as a form of currency into the 19th century in what countries?
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