April 18, 2025

ROME, April 18 (Reuters) – Italy’s first-ever sex room for prisoners went into operation on Friday, when an inmate was allowed a visit from his female…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-14625955/Italian-prison-opens-sex-room-inmates.html

AND NOW THE UPSIDE DOWN LIST

. “Finally—conjugal visits that are less ‘Goodfellas’ and more ‘Fifty Shades of Spaghetti.’”

2. “Inmates are now breaking into prison for a good time.”

3. “Warden says it’s the first time inmates begged not to be released early.”

4. “The only place in Italy where ‘doing time’ now includes safe words and scented candles.”

5. “They call it The Cell with Benefits.”

6. “Guards say it’s improved morale, though the moaning keeps interrupting poker night.”

7. “It’s the first time ‘solitary confinement’ has a waitlist.”

8. “The sex room comes with two beds, one mirror, and zero judgment.”

9. “In other news, Italian crime rates just went up—by a lot.”

10. “It’s the only prison where the safe word is still ‘mamma mia.’”

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