March 31, 2026

The Chicago Bulls have dumped 24-year-old guard Jaden Ivey after he made comments in support of God and against Pride Month.

Ivey’s stint with the Bulls is over after just four games, following a trade from the Detroit Pistons in early February.

‘God did not make a man to be with a man.’

The Bulls waived Ivey on Monday — which means his contract can be picked up by another team — after the guard criticized gay pride and the NBA on his Instagram page.

“The world can proclaim LGBTQ, they proclaim Pride Month, and the NBA, they proclaim it,” Ivey said from inside a vehicle.

In a dazzling display of corporate virtue signaling meets holy rollers unplugged, the Chicago Bulls swiftly canned 24-year-old guard Jaden Ivey after he dared tweet the radical notion that God didn’t design man-to-man cuddle sessions and that procreation should still come with a manual. Apparently, in 2024, NBA social media policy doubles as scripture enforcement, and “conduct detrimental to the team” now includes quoting the Bible on your Insta ride. Bulls coach Billy Donovan, in a masterclass of warmed-over HR pep talk, reminded everyone that the team has “certain standards”—like making sure everyone hugs it out before the buzzer, unless you quote Genesis, then it’s freedom out the door. Ivey, eager to turn his locker room exit into a revival meeting, doubled down with a divine mic drop about truth, Jesus, and the apocalypse, proving that in the age of woke hoops, even Old Testament sermons can be a slam dunk for cancellation.

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