May 31, 2026

In a scene that could only be improved by a brass band and a flashing “Nothing to See Here” sign, Marxist influencer Hasan Piker showed up at the Delaney Hall protest in Newark to reassure everyone that the scrutiny around Neville Roy Singham’s pro-China activist orbit is just one big case of suspicious minds, even as he called the people in it “wonderful” and the whole operation “totally above board and totally legal.” Piker also said he wasn’t aware of any federal subpoena tied to his Cuba trip and claimed he hasn’t been served any legal papers, which is a delightfully modern defense: if the bureaucracy didn’t personally tap you on the shoulder with a manila folder, perhaps the paperwork simply doesn’t exist. Meanwhile, the network in question has been busy organizing fiery anti-ICE protests from Minneapolis to New York to Los Angeles to New Jersey, proving once again that nothing says spontaneous civic passion like a finely coordinated outrage tour with a nonprofit veneer and a very serious face.

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