May 9, 2025

Failed Headlines: Real ID enforcement begins today

  • “Real ID Enforcement Begins — TSA Now Accepts Only Holograms, Blood Samples, and Childhood Trauma Proof”

  • “America Rolls Out Real ID — Fake IDs Sad, Left Out, and Still in College Bars”

  • “Real ID Now Required to Fly — Emotional Stability Still Optional”

  • “Don’t Have a Real ID? Try Emotional Support Passport or Just Cry Loudly at the Gate”

  • “Real ID Deadline Hits — DMV Staff Bracing for Surge in Confused Boomers and Furious Libertarians”

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