Failed Headlines: China Uses ‘Gravity Slingshot

China Uses ‘Gravity Slingshot’ to Rescue Pair of Wayward Moon Satellites

“China Pulls Off Lunar Trick Shot — NASA Responds with Slow Clap”

“Gravity Slingshot Saves Stranded Satellites — Scientists Now Testing ‘Space Yo-Yo’ for Next Mission”

“China Rescues Moon Satellites with Gravity — Elon Musk Immediately Claims He Invented That”

“Lunar Slingshot Maneuver Works — Astronauts Vote It ‘Most Fun Since Tang’”

“China Uses Gravity Like a Pool Hustler — Satellites Back in Orbit, Cue Ball Now in Low Earth”