September 30, 2025

Divine intervention at the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy as Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy heroically rescues a painting of Jesus from the depths of the Biden dark ages. For almost 80 years, 'Christ on the Water' guided stranded sailors as a beacon of religious heritage until being banished to the basement during the Biden years. But fear not, faithful American patriots, for Duffy has restored the painting to its rightful place in Wiley Hall, where it will inspire generations to come. No more hiding in the shadows for this symbol of hope and resilience, as Duffy declares, 'God is good for these Mariners — true FAITHFUL American patriots!' Glory be to the patriots!

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