April 16, 2026

In a move that perfectly captured the Pentagon’s ongoing commitment to solemnity-by-quotation-misfire, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth led a prayer service by reading a famous fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction and presenting it as if it were some kind of airborne Book of Ezekiel with a call sign. He said the “CSAR 25:17” prayer was used by Sandy 1 during a rescue mission, which is a lot of mission-ready gravitas for lines that Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson already turned into cinema’s most gloriously overcooked sermon. The result was a beautiful Washington blend of patriotism, performance art, and spiritual cosplay: a Pentagon prayer service that somehow managed to sound less like Scripture than a guy in cargo pants trying to remember a movie quote right before lunch.

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